Wow, has it really been over two months since I last posted here? I had not planned on dropping off the face of the blogosphere but, to quote that rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Alanis Morisette, life has a funny way of sneaking upon you when you think everything’s okay. Life got busy and other things took priority over blogging, and suddenly months have passed and my pretty little blog finds itself in the blog graveyard. I wish I had a cool story to share about how I spent my missing couple of months training with ninjas, or documenting an underground society of mole people, or playing Settlers of Catan with J. Peterman and Aung San Suu Kyi in Myanmar, but I don’t. So rather than trying to justify or explain or aggrandize my absence, I’ll play scientist and present the cold, hard, empirical data.
By The Numbers:
6: Number of “Where are you? Hope you’re alright” emails received
1: Number of “Your (sic) blog sucks. Its good you blogs just like you quit everything else” emails (Thanks, Mom!)
1.2: Increase, in percent, in RSS feed subscribers during my break from blogging
0.8: Decrease, in percent, in RSS feed subscribers in the preceding 2 months
5: number of requests for guest posts received during my my break from blogging
2: number of requests for guest posts received during the preceding 8 months
1: Number of visitors (according to Google Analytics) who reached my site through the search terms “sort facebook friends by bra size”
2: Number of visitors (according to Google Analytics) who reached my site through the search terms “mouth hooker”
Conclusions:
1. I really miss writing here, and I especially miss interacting with those of you who leave comments and send me emails. Except for the “your blog sucks” guy. That was harsh.
2. People seem to like my blog better when I just keep quiet and look pretty instead of posting stuff. The numbers don’t lie.
3. My upcoming post on sorting Facebook mouth hookers by bra size is going to bring in a tonne of search engine traffic!
There you have it. I’m back, nerds!
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So.. umm.. theoretically speaking… shouldn’t you stop blogging then, if you want your reader stats and people searching for mouth hookers to go up?
:P
Naw! We missed you. Come back. And explain to us what a mouth hooker is. I’m quite curious now.
And I thought my feed reader was broken for the longest time, I just subscribed to your feed and then… silence. lol
Welcome back! Looking forward to getting your updates…
Glad to hear you’re back! I’d just moved your feed to the bottom of my list as I started to accept the fact that you weren’t coming back (though I still had enough hope not to delete it just yet.)
Welcome Back!
You know…it was worth the two month wait just to read at one line:
“upcoming post on sorting Facebook mouth hookers by bra size ”
I’m still giggling like a little schoolgirl…
Nice to see you back, decided to randomly check if you were alive today. Enjoy your posts.
Hooray! You’re back!
Welcome back. I trust you will be explaining what a mouth hooker is. I don’t believe we have those here in the States.
Thanks to all for the warm welcome back!
And I must confess that I have no idea what a “mouth hooker” is. I’m not sure that I want to know, either. It sounds much too PG-13 for me.
I think you all might be over thinking “mouth hookers”. I’d guess it’s a prostitute with the obvious “specialty”. It’d make sense that they’d be looking for a lawyer :-).
I *would* be very interested in ranking my facebook friends by bra size (sadly my highest ranked friends would probably be men).
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